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		<title>Vodka That Comes In a Pill</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good news for vodka lovers as you can consume your favourite drink just like any other solid food, without the hassle of carrying heavy glass bottles.
Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trapped Thief Drops Trousers in Bungled Burglary</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He wiggled, jiggled and even dropped his trousers, but a thief trying to break into a supermarket in Portugal stayed stuck fast in a tiny window until he was rescued by police and the fire brigade.
&#8220;Apparently he dropped his trousers as he was trying to free himself by wiggling,&#8221; Capt. Santos, local police chief in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>USDA Prime Cloned Meat Coming To A Store Near You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To the untrained eye, Pollard Farms looks much like any other cattle ranch. Similar looking cows are huddled in similar looking pens. But some of the cattle here don&#8217;t just resemble each other. They are literally identical &#8212; clear down to their genes.
Of the 400-some cattle in Barry Pollard&#8217;s herd of mostly Black Angus cattle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worlds Smallest Mom Is Pregnant</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world&#8217;s smallest mom is expecting her third child — despite warnings the pregnancy could kill her.
Stacey Herald, 35, is just 2ft 4ins tall, and her new son will already be half her size when he is born. By the time he is one, the baby boy will dwarf her.
Doctors have warned Stacey, from Kentucky [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girl Buglarizes Home, Goes into Labor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Vallejo teen gave birth Friday after she allegedly burglarized a North Vallejo home.
At about 10:30 a.m., a patrolling officer noticed a blue Mercedes parked on Borges Lane and recognized it as a vehicle associated with reported burglaries in the Vallejo area, police said.
As the officer pulled up alongside the vehicle, he saw a pregnant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Hired Stripper For Dad&#8217;s Funeral</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Taiwanese man hired an erotic dancer to perform at his 103-year-old father&#8217;s funeral. 
The stripper danced in front of Cai Jinlai&#8217;s coffin for more than ten minutes at the funeral in Taizhong town.
Son, Cai Ruigong, paid her more than £80 to dance in memory of his late father, reports United Daily News.
Cai Ruigong says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Appears Alive at Own Funeral</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.
Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a Sunday night car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said.
As is customary in Brazil, the funeral was held the following [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Is Allergic to Her Husband&#8217;s Sperm</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The only thing newlyweds Julie and Mike Boyde wanted was a baby. The couple had already begun planning for a family and started to build a nursery in their Ambridge, Pa., home.
But a painful diagnosis shattered their dream of parenthood. They learned that Julie Boyde was allergic to her husband&#8217;s semen.
So the Boydes tried a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>7-Month-Old Missing for Days Found Alive Under Her Babysitter&#8217;s Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A baby missing for five days was found alive and well under her baby sitter&#8217;s bed, and Florida authorities said Thursday they plan to charge the sitter, her husband and the child&#8217;s mother.
Investigators found 7-month-old Shannon Dedrick in a box tucked under a bed surrounded by items intended to hide the child at Susan Elizabeth [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Calls Police Because Daughter Was Better at Oral Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all know it&#8217;s a serious offence to waste police time, but try telling that to the woman who called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband – and that the daughter was better at it.
The guilty off-spring was actually the step-daughter of the man, and her crime of [...]]]></description>
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