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		<title>Man Cries After Attempt To Rob Liquor Store Fails</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRENTON, N.J. – Police say a 19-year-old who tried to rob a liquor store sat down and cried after 76-year-old owner locked him in the store. The man was accused of trying to rob Sykes Liquor Store in Trenton Monday night. Police said the owner, who was behind the counter, triggered the lock after the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girl Buglarizes Home, Goes into Labor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 09:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Vallejo teen gave birth Friday after she allegedly burglarized a North Vallejo home.
At about 10:30 a.m., a patrolling officer noticed a blue Mercedes parked on Borges Lane and recognized it as a vehicle associated with reported burglaries in the Vallejo area, police said.
As the officer pulled up alongside the vehicle, he saw a pregnant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ohio Man Gets 20 Years Over Terrorism Allegations</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Ohio man has been sentenced to 20 years in prison over allegations he joined al-Qaida and helped plot terrorist bombings in the U.S. and overseas.
American-born Christopher Paul appeared Thursday in federal court in Columbus, where he pleaded guilty in June to one count of conspiracy to use a weapon of mass destruction in terrorist [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Pleads Guilty to DWI in Motorized La-Z-Boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk. A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.
Prosecutors say Anderson&#8217;s blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Criminal Charges to be Filed in Case of Balloon Boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 23:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bizarre flight of a home-made helium balloon, thought to have a 6-year-old boy aboard, was a hoax and publicity stunt, a Colorado sheriff said on Sunday.
&#8220;It has been determined that this is a hoax, that it was a publicity stunt and we believe we have evidence at this point to indicate that this was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Dies Because Of It</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police say an Idaho woman who made a false 911 call to lure paramedics out of their station made a real emergency call minutes later when she got trapped under the station&#8217;s garage door.
Melissa R. Farris died Oct. 2 of injuries suffered when she was crushed by the closing garage door at the Canyon County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Car Thief Caught Trapped in Target Vehicle</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 17:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CANBERRA (Reuters) – A bungling Australian car thief was nabbed after accidentally locking himself in the vehicle he was trying to steal, police said Wednesday.
Police were called to a house in Adelaide after two thieves were heard trying to steal a car. On arrival they were surprised to find a 53-year old man hiding inside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Burglar Arrested After Checking Facebook During Robbery</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 11:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to The Journal, a 19-year-old Pennsylvania man was arraigned earlier this week on a charge of felony daytime robbery. How did police catch him? Simple: the burglar left a trail, by way of checking his Facebook account before leaving the house with two diamond rings and forgetting to log out.
Jonathan Parker remains in custody [...]]]></description>
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		<title>101 Year-old Boxer Overpowers Would Be Thief</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
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A junkie who stole from war hero Kazimierz Michalski got more than he bargained for when the former boxer overpowered him &#8211; despite being 101.
Sprightly Kazimierz saw red when he spotted cowardly Stephen Gillespie, 47, swiping £300 from his wallet after the crook promised to fix his roof.
The former Polish soldier gripped him in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Caught Smuggling Animals Taped To Body</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 04:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was caught by Norwegian customs carrying a tarantula in his bag, and a further 14 royal pythons and 10 albino leopard geckos taped to his body, media reported Monday.
The 22-year-old Norwegian was stopped in a routine check by Kristiansand customs after arriving on a ferry from Denmark, newspaper Faedrelandsvennen reported.
Customs found the tarantula, [...]]]></description>
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