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		<title>Dumb Burglars Of The Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
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Burglar Caught Sleeping in Pub&#8217;s Freezer
Gulf Coast man was arrested after falling asleep in the freezer of a shuttered pub he was trying to rob. Investigators said the man hopped a fence in Ridge Manor and pried open a locked storage shed. He allegedly ate a can of tomatoes, entered the walk-in freezer and took [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Cries After Attempt To Rob Liquor Store Fails</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 09:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRENTON, N.J. – Police say a 19-year-old who tried to rob a liquor store sat down and cried after 76-year-old owner locked him in the store. The man was accused of trying to rob Sykes Liquor Store in Trenton Monday night. Police said the owner, who was behind the counter, triggered the lock after the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Dies Because Of It</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police say an Idaho woman who made a false 911 call to lure paramedics out of their station made a real emergency call minutes later when she got trapped under the station&#8217;s garage door.
Melissa R. Farris died Oct. 2 of injuries suffered when she was crushed by the closing garage door at the Canyon County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police: Detroit Man Stole Woman&#8217;s Car On 1st Date</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 03:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FERNDALE, Mich. – Police in Michigan say a first date went from bad to worse when a Detroit man skipped out on the restaurant bill, then stole his date&#8217;s car.
Police say 23-year-old Terrance Dejuan McCoy had dinner with a woman April 24 at Buffalo Wild Wings in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale. The woman says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man With Ice Cream in Pants Offers Owner $69</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 01:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FORT PIERCE, Fla. – What would you do for a Klondike bar? Authorities said a man shoved an ice cream bar down his pants and then offered a Texaco station store owner $69 not to turn him in for shoplifting. The owner told police that a 65-year-old man tried to sneak the Klondike bar, along [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Criminal Charges to be Filed in Case of Balloon Boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 21:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bizarre flight of a home-made helium balloon, thought to have a 6-year-old boy aboard, was a hoax and publicity stunt, a Colorado sheriff said on Sunday.
&#8220;It has been determined that this is a hoax, that it was a publicity stunt and we believe we have evidence at this point to indicate that this was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Makes Drug Deal While On The Phone With 911</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(AP) Police said a 20-year-old man called 911 and put the dispatcher on hold to make a drug deal. Police said man made the call on Saturday night to report that two men with guns were watching him and hung up. The dispatcher called him back, and during the call the man asked the dispatcher [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beware Of Serial Groin Kicker</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle &#8212; the latest in a series of similar assaults.
&#8220;I just want to know what her problem is,&#8221; victim Anthony Clark, 22, said this week. &#8220;People like her shouldn&#8217;t be on the streets.&#8221;
Mr. Clark was walking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trojan Donkey: Concrete &#8220;Drug Mules&#8221; Conceal Marijuana</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 08:52:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FONTANA, Calif. &#8211; A marijuana smuggling scheme broken up overnight in the Inland Empire by investigators on the multi-agency Los Angeles Border Enforcement Security Task Force gives new meaning to the term &#8220;drug mule.&#8221;
Fifteen people were arrested after a cargo container seized at the Los Angeles/Long Beach port complex was found to contain $1.5 million [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Job Application Leads Cops to Alleged Shoplifter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 06:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DAYTON, Ohio &#8211; A suspected shoplifter was arrested after he put his address on a job application before leaving the store, police said.
The 49-year-old man was arrested Tuesday on a misdemeanor theft charge after employees said he stole T-shirts and pants.
Police said the man stuffed the items under his shirt and the waistline of his [...]]]></description>
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